unpacᴋɪng thᴇ ᴠᴏw’d ʀᴇᴠᴏlutɪᴏn
ᴠᴏw’d’s sᴇcʀᴇt saucᴇ lɪᴇs ɪn ɪts nᴇᴠᴇʀ-ʙᴇfᴏʀᴇ-sᴇᴇn sᴇlf-clᴇanɪng tᴇchnᴏlᴏgʏ™. thɪs gaᴍᴇ-changᴇʀ usᴇs ᴍagnᴇtɪc, ɪntᴇʀwᴏᴠᴇn sᴍaʀt ᴍatᴇʀɪals tᴏ sᴇlf-clᴇan, ᴍaᴋɪng ɪt thᴇ fɪʀst fᴏᴏtwᴇaʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ tᴏ cᴏᴍʙat stᴇnch-causɪng ʙactᴇʀɪa wɪthᴏut chᴇᴍɪcal tʀᴇatᴍᴇnts. thᴇ ʀᴇsult? cᴏnsɪstᴇntlʏ fʀᴇsh ᴋɪcᴋs, ᴇᴠᴇn aftᴇʀ thᴏsᴇ ᴇxtʀa-swᴇatʏ wᴏʀᴋᴏuts.
