thᴇ aʀt ᴏf ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt: a cᴏᴍpʀᴇhᴇnsɪᴠᴇ guɪdᴇ tᴏ ᴇnhancɪng wᴇapᴏns and aʀᴍᴏʀ
thᴇ ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt ᴇxpᴇʀɪᴇncᴇ: a pᴇʀsᴏnal taᴋᴇ pʀᴇpaʀᴇ tᴏ gᴇt ʏᴏuʀ ᴍɪnd ʙlᴏwn. ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt’s lɪᴋᴇ haᴠɪng a supᴇʀpᴏwᴇʀ ʙut fᴏʀ ʏᴏuʀ tᴇch. ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ whᴇn ʏᴏu fɪʀst gᴏt a sᴍaʀtphᴏnᴇ? that gaᴍᴇ-changᴇʀ fᴇᴇlɪng? ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt’s that, ʙut upgʀadᴇd - gɪᴠɪng ʏᴏu gᴏdlɪᴋᴇ cᴏntʀᴏl ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏuʀ daɪlʏ gadgᴇts. ᴍʏ ʀᴇal-lɪfᴇ ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt ᴊᴏuʀnᴇʏ ɪ’ᴍ nᴏt ᴋɪddɪng, ɪᴍʙuᴇᴍᴇnt has ᴍadᴇ ᴍʏ lɪfᴇ ᴇpɪc. fʀᴏᴍ autᴏ-schᴇdulɪng appᴏɪntᴍᴇnts wɪth ᴍʏ ᴠᴏɪcᴇ tᴏ cᴏntʀᴏllɪng ᴍʏ hᴏᴍᴇ’s lɪghts wɪth a snap, ɪt’s lɪᴋᴇ haᴠɪng a pᴇʀsᴏnal assɪstant ᴏn stᴇʀᴏɪds....
